Anyone who laughs is a communist! Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.
Bite my shiny metal ass. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter